The story behind Baby Got Pop-Tart

The maker of this page has a boring ass job, but has recently been noticed for using his phone at work, so is not doing this instead. 

How this all got started?

As many thing do, over a long thoughtful reflection well taking a shit. 

Giving away them damn pop-tarts

Yeah we sure are, So just send me those herbs and money, you can trust a random person from a mobile app. 

You actually have a passion for Pop-Tarts? 

Well that's just fucking creepy, you need to get some help! 

"Getting a surprise toaster pastry completely turned my life around, now I don't need to spend my money on a mobile app"

A happy snack lover